Shower of Life Vortex Water Revitalizer (Model 8033)

Summary The Shower of Life Vortex Water Revitalizer is a compact shower water revitalizer that is easily connected between the shower outlet and the shower head. It is ideal for apartments, rental properties and travel. The device transforms shower water into structured, vitalized water that feels softer on the skin and can improve both skin and hair with regular use.

Health benefits

• Structured water that feels natural and gentle on the skin

• Can contribute to reduced dryness, itching and skin irritations

• Gives softer hair with increased shine

• Reduced need for soap and shampoo when using revitalized water

• Improved shower experience with water that feels "alive" and light

• Many users report less redness and sensitivity after showering

How does it work? The device uses an internal double spiral technology to create a swirling motion that mimics the natural flow of water in rivers and streams. This reorganizes the water molecules and increases the amount of dissolved oxygen, which in turn can have positive effects on the skin and body.

Customer experiences and feedback Many customers describe an immediate improvement in the skin's softness and comfort when using revitalized shower water. Some with sensitive skin or eczema report significant relief. One customer writes: "The water feels like mountain water - soft and fresh. My skin is less dry and my hair doesn't need as much conditioner."

Technical specifications

• Model: 8033

• Material: High quality metal alloy

• Connection: Between shower outlet and existing shower head (standard connection)

• Weight: approx. 198 g

• Installation: Easy installation without tools, leaves no marks

• Maintenance: No electricity, no moving parts - maintenance free

• Lifespan: Engineered for long-term use

• Warranty: 60-day satisfaction guarantee, 10-year limited factory warranty

• Country of manufacture: Canada

Vortex Water Revitalizer – Restore water's natural vitality

Imagine water that tastes like a mountain stream: fresh, light and full of energy. Water that your body actually recognizes, that is absorbed immediately, and that restores the balance in your cells. Water that revitalizes plants, gives shine to the skin, improves digestion and at the same time reduces the need for plastic bottles and strong cleaning agents. This is not a future dream. This is the Vortex Water Revitalizer.

The challenge with today's water quality

The water transported through the cities' water systems is heavily processed and loses much of its natural vitality. It is pumped through straight pipes, sharp angles and high-pressure pumps, which destroys the water's structure and ability to clean itself. The result is "dead" water - without energy, with reduced oxygen content and an unbalanced pH value. In addition, the water is filled with chlorine and other chemicals to control bacterial growth, which in turn damages both good and bad microorganisms.

Most water purification systems such as reverse osmosis, carbon filters and distillation remove pollutants, but also important minerals and structure.

A system inspired by nature's own laws

Vortex Water Revitalizer has been developed to recreate the natural movement pattern of water, as it flows in streams and rivers. Using a double helix – an internal flow form – the water is forced into a vortex motion that creates an implosion, not an explosion. Implosion is a life-giving process, and what happens in the water includes:

• Molecular structure breaks down into micro-clusters
• Dissolved oxygen is activated and increased
• The water's pH is naturally balanced
• Chlorine and other gases are released more easily
• Self-cleaning and antibacterial properties are restored

This natural process returns the water to its original form and function. The water structure becomes more bio-available, and the body absorbs it immediately. Micro-clustered water is quickly taken up by the cells and brings with it nourishment while transporting out waste materials more efficiently.

Health effects and physical benefits

Customers report improved hydration, higher energy levels, better digestion and faster detoxification. The skin feels softer, the hair becomes shinier and stronger, and the need for soap, shampoo and cream is dramatically reduced. Many users with skin problems such as eczema, psoriasis and itching report relief after just a few days. The water is also ideal to use to cleanse the body during detoxification and fasting.

Benefits in the home

Revitalized water prevents mineral build-up in shower heads, water heaters, coffee machines and washing machines. Limescale and rust are drastically reduced, and cleaning becomes easier. The water is naturally soft, and less detergents, chemicals and cleaning agents are used. Washing machines and piping systems last longer and require less maintenance.

Plant health and growth

In gardens and with house plants, better growth, earlier flowering and higher yields are achieved. The microorganisms in the soil thrive better, and the soil's ability to retain moisture increases. Many report 20-50% less water consumption when watering, and plants that don't normally thrive in dry areas grow well with revitalized water.

Environmental benefits

Revitalized water stays revitalized. This means that the water leaving your home via the sink, shower and toilet brings its improved structure into the drainage system. It contributes to more efficient breakdown of sewage and biological waste, and reduces the burden on our rivers, lakes and seas. Many customers also report that the need for plastic bottles is completely eliminated – the water from the tap tastes so good that bottled water is no longer necessary.

For body, home and planet

Vortex Water Revitalizer is supplied in models for all needs: shower, kitchen tap, filtration system, whole house, industry and agriculture. They require no maintenance, have no moving parts and are only installed once. The technology is maintenance-free, made of high-quality copper or stainless steel, and many of the models have a lifetime of use.

It is a simple but revolutionary solution to a complex water crisis - based on nature's own laws.

Be nourished by nature - every day - with living water from the Vortex Water Revitalizer.

Customer Reviews Summary – Vortex Water Revitalizer
Customers describe real changes in water quality, health, home and garden

The water tastes cleaner, lighter and more alive
Several customers say that the water "tastes better than bottled water", and describe it as "light, sweet and full of oxygen". Many state that they drink significantly more water because it is now a pleasure, and that they "feel hydrated in a new way" - without the water feeling heavy in the stomach. One customer experienced a “tingling sensation in the brain” and extended his fast because the water provided energy.

The skin becomes softer - and skin problems disappear
Customers with long-term skin conditions such as dry skin, eczema, psoriasis and itching say that these "disappeared after just one shower". One person who had tried everything for 60 years says that revitalized water "did more in one shower than medicine has done in decades". Several report that they no longer need moisturiser, and that the skin feels smooth, moisturised and youthful all day.

The hair gets new life and less need for products
Users report that their hair "has regained its natural curl", "is softer and more shiny" and that they "use less shampoo and conditioner than before". A customer was asked by the hairdresser what had happened to her hair - it had become stronger and more vibrant after switching to revitalized water.

Better digestion and absorption by the body
Several report that the water "no longer feels heavy in the stomach", and that they can drink far more water without nausea or sloshing. A client with diabetes said he could drink a full liter of water during a tournament - "no sloshing, no cramping, and I won the tournament".

Reduced odour, bacteria and chemicals in the water
A number of feedbacks confirm that the smell of sulfur and iron, as well as discoloration and off-taste in the water, disappear quickly. Several mention that "the bathtub stopped ringing", and that they no longer need cleaning agents to keep the water system clean. One person wrote that "VWR eliminated the need for monthly bacteria cleaning of the hot tub - it is now completely free of biofilm."

Appliances and surfaces are kept clean
Users state that "the boilers no longer get coated", "the joints stay white" and that "the filter in the air humidifier does not need to be changed for over two years". Previously, they had to be changed monthly. Another says that "the dishwasher was cleaned of limescale after 15 years - now it works like new".

Plants grow faster, with stronger roots and more flavor
Customers are enthusiastic about how vegetables, fruit and flowers respond. One writes: "The plants doubled in size, the soil became dark and rich, and the whole garden looks like it has grown for 20 years in just five." Another says: "We harvest six times more strawberries than before - and the taste is better than rainwater." One says that an old cactus bloomed for the first time in two years after switching to revitalized water.

Animals and pets prefer the water
Many people report that their cat or dog suddenly started drinking more water, despite previously avoiding tap water. One writes: "My cat refused to drink anything but rainwater - now she happily drinks from the bowl after we installed the VWR."

Less soap and detergents – easier cleaning
Customers report that "soap is rinsed off more easily", "less detergent is needed in laundry", and that "bathrooms and kitchens remain clean without harsh chemicals". Several say that they have "completely stopped using fabric softener and chemicals for the bathroom", and that the clothes become clean and soft with less effort.

Oxygen-rich water and better pH
Customers who have tested their water before and after installation report up to 25% higher dissolved oxygen. One writes: "The water feels more alive and works to make the body more alkaline." Others have measured higher pH in both urine and saliva after a short time with VWR.

Long service life and no maintenance
Several customers say they have used their device for 10-20 years without any maintenance. One describes it as "the best health investment we have ever made", and many say they have bought several devices for showers, travel and gifts for friends.

Total impression
Vortex Water Revitalizer is described as a "life-changing product", which improves everything from taste and well-being to skin, digestion, appliances and soil. It gives more vitality, easier cleaning, better plant life and a deeper feeling that the water is alive again. Customers express genuine appreciation and refer to it as "a necessity for every home".

Overview of models and sizes - Vortex Water Revitalizer

Vortex Water Revitalizer is available in a number of models adapted to different needs – from apartment and travel to whole house and commercial use. Here is a general overview of the models, including dimensions in both inches and centimeters as well as weight and material selection.

Models for apartments and travel
Kitchen Vortex Water Revitalizer (8022): Length 5" (12.7cm), Width 3.2" (8.1cm), Diameter 3/8" (0.95cm), Weight 160g, Material: Stainless Steel SS316
Shower of Life Vortex Water Revitalizer (8033): Length 3.5" (8.9cm), Width 3.2" (8.1cm), Diameter 3/8" (0.95cm), Weight 127g, Material: Stainless Steel SS316

Whole house models - copper
Standard 1/2" (2003): Length 5.5" (14 cm), diameter 1/2" (1.27 cm), weight 118 g
Standard 3/4" (2004): Length 8" (20.3 cm), diameter 3/4" (1.9 cm), weight 290 g
Standard 1" (2005): Length 12" (30.5 cm), diameter 1" (2.54 cm), weight 596 g
River of Life 1/2" (3003): Length 12" (30.5 cm), diameter 1/2" (1.27 cm), weight 222 g
River of Life 3/4" (3004): Length 16" (40.6 cm), diameter 3/4" (1.9 cm), weight 585 g
River of Life 1" (3005): Length 24" (61 cm), diameter 1" (2.54 cm), weight 1105 g

Models for water filters
Standard Filter Model (8011): Length 3.5" (8.9 cm), Width 3.2" (8.1 cm), Diameter 3/8" (0.95 cm), Weight 88 g, Material: Stainless Steel SS316
River of Life Filter 1/4" (7001): Length 7" (17.8 cm), diameter 1/4" (0.64 cm), weight 38 g
River of Life Filter 3/8" (7002): Length 10" (25.4 cm), diameter 3/8" (0.95 cm), weight 87 g

Portable funnel models
Vortex Funnel Standard: Length 7" (17.8cm), Top Width 3" (7.6cm), Weight 218g, Material: Copper
Fluvius Vortex Funnel: Length 15" (38.1 cm), Top Width 3" (7.6 cm), Weight 357 g, Material: Copper

Commercial models – copper
Standard 1-1/2" (2206): Length 24" (61 cm), Diameter 1-1/2" (3.81 cm), Weight 1.86 kg
Standard 2" (2207): Length 37" (94 cm), diameter 2" (5.08 cm), weight 4.43 kg
Standard 3" (2208): Length 5' 6" (167.6 cm), Diameter 3" (7.62 cm), Weight 12 kg
Standard 4" (2209): Length 7' 11" (241 cm), Diameter 4" (10.2 cm), Weight 27 kg

Commercial models – stainless steel SS316
Standard SS 3/4" (4004): Length 12" (30.5 cm), Diameter 3/4" (1.9 cm), Weight 530 g
Standard SS 1" (4005): Length 16" (40.6 cm), Diameter 1" (2.54 cm), Weight 1015 g
Standard SS 1-1/2" (4406): Length 28" (71.1 cm), Diameter 1-1/2" (3.81 cm), Weight 3.1 kg
Standard SS 2" (4407): Length 48" (121.9 cm), Diameter 2" (5.08 cm), Weight 7.4 kg
River of Life SS 1" (5005): Length 27" (68.6 cm), Diameter 1" (2.54 cm), Weight 1.5 kg

This overview makes it easy to choose the right model of Vortex Water Revitalizer for your home, water system or commercial use. All models are designed to improve the structure and vitality of water - from kitchen taps and showers to whole house or business installations. If you would like an offer or price for a model that cannot be found on our website, please contact customer service (sales@unovita.com).

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