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Life Vortex Spiral Water Funnel (Standard)

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Portable Funnel Vortex Standard - Structured water anywhere

Summary Portable Funnel Vortex Standard is a portable vertebrae designed to structure and revitalize your water - wherever you are. With this compact solution you get access to living, swirled water directly from the crane, bottle, carafe or other fluid source. This makes it ideal for travel, restaurant visits or daily use. The funnel requires no installation, and is perfect for those who value clean, balanced and energy -rich water - anywhere, anytime.

Health benefits Users of Portable Funnel Vortex Standard report a number of positive experiences:

  • More energy and better hydration throughout the day

  • Less gastric and better digestion after drinking intake

  • Cleaner and softer flavor on the water

  • Improved skin and less dryness by regular use

Surprisingly or less well -known health effect A number of users have poured juice, wine, coffee or other liquids through the tract's swirling system, reporting that the taste is improved, the acid level seems lower, and the liquid feels easier to digest. This shows that the funnel also has a beneficial effect on the structure and quality of fluids other than just water.

Technical specifications

  • Product name: Portable Funnel Vortex Standard

  • Product number: 8021

  • Weight: 218 g

  • Material: Copper and specially designed swirling chambers

  • Capacity: Suitable for everything from small glasses to larger containers

  • Maintenance: Cleaned thoroughly after use, especially when using with liquids other than water

  • Applications: Home, hotel, restaurant, office, travel, holiday and clinics

  • Installation: None - 100 % portable solution

Vortex Water Revitalizer - Restore the natural life force of the water

Imagine water that tastes like a mountain stream: fresh, light and full of energy. Water that your body actually recognizes, which is absorbed immediately, and which restores the balance of your cells. Water that revitalizes plants provides shine to the skin, improves digestion and at the same time reduces the need for plastic bottles and strong detergents. This is not a future dream. This is the Vortex Water Revitalizer.

The challenge with today's water quality

The water transported through the city's water systems is greatly processed and loses much of its natural vitality. It is pumped through straight pipes, sharp angles and high pressure pumps, which destroys the structure and ability of the water to clean itself. The result is "dead" water-without energy, with reduced oxygen content and a pH in imbalance. In addition, the water is filled with chlorine and other chemicals to control bacterial growth, which in turn damages both good and bad microorganisms.

Most water cleaning systems such as the reverse osmosis, carbon filters and distillation remove contaminants, but also important minerals and structure.

A system inspired by nature's own laws

Vortex Water Revitalizer is designed to recreate the water's natural movement pattern, as it flows in streams and rivers. By using a double spiral - an internal flow form - the water is forced into a vortex movement that creates an implosion, not explosion. Implosion is a life -giving process, and what happens in the water is, among other things:

  • Molecular structure breaks down to micro clusters
  • Dissolved oxygen is activated and increased
  • The pH of the water is naturally balanced
  • Chlorine and other gases are released more easily
  • Self-cleaning and antibacterial properties are restored

This natural process gives the water back its original shape and function. The water structure becomes more bio-available, and the body absorbs it immediately. Micro-clustered water quickly absorbed the cells and brings nutrition at the same time as it transports waste materials more efficiently.

Health effects and physical benefits

Customers report improved hydration, higher energy levels, better digestion and faster detoxification. The skin feels softer, the hair becomes glossier and stronger, and the need for soap, shampoo and cream is dramatically reduced. Many users with skin ailments such as eczema, psoriasis and itching report relief after just a few days. The water is also ideal to use to cleanse the body by detoxification and fasting.

Benefits in Home

Revitalized water prevents mineral build -up in shower heads, hot water heaters, coffee machines and washing machines. Lime and rust are drastically reduced, and cleaning becomes easier. The water is naturally soft and minor detergents, chemicals and cleaners are used. Washing machines and pipe systems last longer and require less maintenance.

Plant health and growth

In gardens and with houseplants, better growth, previous flowering and higher crops are achieved. The microorganisms in the soil thrive better, and the soil's ability to retain moisture increases. Many report 20-50 % less water consumption when watering, and plants that usually do not thrive in dry areas grow well with revitalized water.

Environmental benefits

Revitalized water remains revitalized. This means that the water that leaves your home via washing, shower and toilet brings its improved structure into the drainage system. It contributes to more efficient degradation of sewage and biological waste, and reduces the load on our rivers, lakes and sea. Many customers also report that the need for plastic bottles is completely eliminated - the water from the crane tastes so good that bottled water is no longer necessary.

For body, home and planet

Vortex Water Revitalizer comes in models for all needs: shower, kitchen tap, filtering system, whole house, industry and agriculture. They require no maintenance, have no moving parts and are only installed once. The technology is maintenance -free, made of high quality copper or stainless steel, and many of the models have lifelong useful life.

It is a simple but revolutionary solution to a complex water crisis - based on nature's own laws.

Be close by nature - every day - with vivid water from Vortex Water Revitalizer.

Summary of customer reviews - Vortex Water Revitalizer
Customers describe real changes in water quality, health, home and garden

The water tastes cleaner, lighter and more alive
Several customers say that the water "tastes better than bottled water", and describes it as "light, sweet and full of oxygen". Many state that they drink significantly more water because it is now a pleasure, and that they "feel hydrated in a new way" - without the water feeling heavy in the stomach. One customer experienced a "tingling feeling in the brain" and extended its fast because the water gave energy.

The skin becomes softer - and skin problems disappear
Customers with long -term skin disorders such as dry skin, eczema, psoriasis and itching say that they "disappeared after just one shower". A person who had tried everything for 60 years says that revitalized water "did more on one shower than medications has done in decades". Several say that they no longer need moisturizer, and that the skin feels smooth, moistened and youthful all day.

Hair brings new life and less need for products
Users report that the hair "has regained its natural curl", "is softer and more shiny" and that they "use less shampoo and conditioner than before". A customer was asked by the hairdresser about what had happened to his hair - it had become stronger and more alive after the transition to revitalized water.

Better digestion and body recording
Several report that the water "no longer feels heavily in the stomach" and that they can drink far more water without nausea or sloss. A customer with diabetes said he could drink a whole liter of water during a tournament - "without slosthing, without cramps, and I won the tournament".

Reduced odor, bacteria and chemicals in the water
A number of feedback confirms that the smell of sulfur and iron, as well as discoloration and flavor in the water, disappears quickly. Several mention that the "bathtub stopped getting rings" and that they no longer need cleansers to keep the water system clean. One person wrote that "VWR removed the need for monthly bacteria cleaning of the hot tub - it is now completely free of biofilm."

Appliances and surfaces stay clean
Users state that "the boilers no longer get coating", "the joints stay white" and that "filtered in the humidifier does not need to be replaced for over two years". Previously, they had to be changed monthly. Another says that "the dishwasher was cleaned of lime after 15 years - now it works as new".

Plants grow faster, with stronger roots and more flavor
Customers are enthusiastic about how vegetables, fruits and flowers respond. One writes: "The plants doubled the size, the soil became dark and rich, and the whole garden looks like it has grown for 20 years in just five." Another says, "We harvest six times more strawberries than before - and the taste is better than rainwater." One tells that an old cactus flourished for the first time in two years after a transition to revitalized water.

Animals and pets prefer the water
Many people say that their cat or dog suddenly began to drink more water, despite the fact that they previously avoided fountain. One writes: "My cat refused to drink other than rainwater - now it drinks happily from the bowl after we installed VWr."

Less soap and detergents - lighter cleaning
Customers report that "soap is rinsed more easily", "less detergent in laundry" is needed, and that "bathrooms and kitchens remain clean without strong chemicals". Several say that they have "stopped with fabric softener and chemicals for the bathroom", and that the clothes become clean and soft with less effort.

Oxygen -rich water and better pH
Customers who have tested their water before and after installation report up to 25 % higher dissolved oxygen. One writes: "The water feels more alive and seems to make the body more basic." Others have measured higher pH in both urine and saliva after a short time with VWR.

Long life and no maintenance
Several customers say they have used their unit for 10-20 years without any maintenance. One describes it as "the best health investment we have ever done", and many say they have bought several units for shower, travel and gift for friends.

Total impression
Vortex Water Revitalizer is described as a "life -changing product", which improves everything from taste and well -being to skin, digestion, appliances, and soil. It provides more vitality, easier cleaning, better plant life and a deeper feeling that the water lives again. Customers express genuine gratitude and refer to it as "a necessity for any home".

Overview of models and sizes - Vortex Water Revitalizer

Vortex Water Revitalizer is available in a variety of models adapted to different needs - from apartment and travel to entire houses and commercial use. Here is an overall overview of the models, including dimensions in both inches and centimeters as well as weight and material selection.

Models for apartments and travel
Kitchen Vortex Water Revitalizer (8022): Length 5 "(12.7 cm), width 3.2" (8.1 cm), diameter 3/8 "(0.95 cm), Weight 160 g, material: stainless steel SS316
Shower of Life Vortex Water Revitalizer (8033): Length 3.5 "(8.9 cm), width 3.2" (8.1 cm), diameter 3/8 "(0.95 cm), weight 127 g, material: stainless steel SS316

Models for whole houses - copper
Standard 1/2 "(2003): Length 5.5" (14 cm), diameter 1/2 "(1.27 cm), weight 118 g
Standard 3/4 "(2004): Length 8" (20.3 cm), diameter 3/4 "(1.9 cm), weight 290 g
Standard 1 "(2005): Length 12" (30.5 cm), diameter 1 "(2.54 cm), weight 596 g
River of Life 1/2 "(3003): Length 12" (30.5 cm), diameter 1/2 "(1.27 cm), weight 222 g
River of Life 3/4 "(3004): Length 16" (40.6 cm), diameter 3/4 "(1.9 cm), weight 585 g
River of Life 1 "(3005): Length 24" (61 cm), diameter 1 "(2.54 cm), weight 1105 g

Models for water filters
Standard filter Model (8011): Length 3.5 "(8.9 cm), width 3.2" (8.1 cm), diameter 3/8 "(0.95 cm), Weight 88 g, material: Stainless steel SS316
River of life filter 1/4 "(7001): Length 7" (17.8 cm), diameter 1/4 "(0.64 cm), weight 38 g
River of life filter 3/8 "(7002): Length 10" (25.4 cm), diameter 3/8 "(0.95 cm), weight 87 g

Portable funnel models
Vortex Funnel Standard: Length 7 "(17.8 cm), Top width 3" (7.6 cm), Weight 218 g, Material: Copper
Fluvius Vortex Funnel: Length 15 "(38.1 cm), top width 3" (7.6 cm), weight 357 g, material: copper

Commercial models - copper
Standard 1-1/2 "(2206): Length 24" (61 cm), diameter 1-1/2 "(3.81 cm), weight 1.86 kg
Standard 2 "(2207): Length 37" (94 cm), diameter 2 "(5.08 cm), weight 4.43 kg
Standard 3 "(2208): Length 5 '6" (167.6 cm), diameter 3 "(7.62 cm), weight 12 kg
Standard 4 "(2209): Length 7 '11" (241 cm), diameter 4 "(10.2 cm), weight 27 kg

Commercial models - stainless steel SS316
Standard SS 3/4 "(4004): Length 12" (30.5 cm), diameter 3/4 "(1.9 cm), weight 530 g
Standard SS 1 "(4005): Length 16" (40.6 cm), diameter 1 "(2.54 cm), weight 1015 g
Standard SS 1-1/2 "(4406): Length 28" (71.1 cm), diameter 1-1/2 "(3.81 cm), weight 3.1 kg
Standard SS 2 "(4407): Length 48" (121.9 cm), diameter 2 "(5.08 cm), weight 7.4 kg
River of Life SS 1 "(5005): Length 27" (68.6 cm), diameter 1 "(2.54 cm), weight 1.5 kg

This overview makes it easy to choose the right model of Vortex Water Revitalizer for your home, water system or commercial use. All models are designed to improve the water structure and vitality - from the kitchen faucet and shower to the entire house or business installations. If you want to offer or price of a model that is not found on our website, then contact customer service (sales@unovita.com).

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